all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
There r osticjed everywhere
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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