"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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