It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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