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• (858): View more from California

  I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.

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  you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat

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• (488): View more from

  I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover

  (441): View more from Bermuda-Carib

  Omg I can't even...

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating

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