Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Randomize
