He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
