They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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