I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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