I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Sorry about my life...
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize
