The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
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