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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.

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(410): View more from Maryland

You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita

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(703): View more from Virginia

The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."

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(248): View more from Michigan

after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life

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(317): View more from Indiana

Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.

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(248): View more from Michigan

If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store

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(407): View more from Florida

Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.

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