my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Shame - the story of my life.
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