can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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