Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
do nipples grow back?
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