i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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