thus making me awesome and them whores
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
cat food counts as protein by the way
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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