we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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