I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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