im gay
i know
yea but for you.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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