She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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