people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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