I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
it's like iHOP with fire
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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