dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
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