Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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