Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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