it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
so much tequila, so little girl.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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