I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
