She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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