Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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