On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
You ate ashes out of my bong
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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