He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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