She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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