If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
