Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
...so i touched it.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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