we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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