what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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