He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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