sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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