That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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