just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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