dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I wannas sexs uuuuu
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
