Welp...herpes.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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