I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
How external is "for external use only"?
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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