At least make sure they are 18
Why
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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