we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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