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found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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