You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
