matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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