just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Randomize
