dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Randomize
