you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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