why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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