dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Randomize
