I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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