Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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