Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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