she looked like the bat from fern gully.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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