i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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