Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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