sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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